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Duff Energy Drink - 12 Pack - $24.99
Can't get enough of that Wonderful Duff? Unfortunately, this is not real beer (d'oh!) but an energy drink. Stupid liquor laws prevent selling novelty beer over the internet. Swill down Homer Simpson's favorite libation, if only in spirit… Speaking of spirits, maybe you could mix a little vodka in that Duff energy drink and… Never mind, we're just thinking out loud. A perfect gift for the Simpsons fan in your life. Comes in a 12 pack for your drinking pleasure.

Found in Food & Grocercy

Insta Kilt Towel - $24.95
How often do you step out of the shower and feel like William Wallace of Braveheart fame? If you're anything like us, that's most of the time. Now we can wrap ourselves in a tartan terry cloth kilt to dry our glorious naked bodies. Comes in red, blue or green. Give your nads the FREEEDOOOOM (bellowed in William Wallace's voice) they deserve. Always remember that to properly wear a kilt - terry cloth or otherwise - in the traditional fashion, free balling is appropriate. This sweet kilt towel is also great for the beach, pool, gym or dorm. It's the last towel you'll ever own.

Found in Clothing

Star Wars Vader's Dark Side Roast Coffee - $14.99
After the Empire was defeated, the Rebel Alliance was preparing to vacate the forested moon of Endor when Luke Skywalker noticed that the climate was especially suited for growing coffee. The Ewoks, waiting for handouts from the garrison left in place were becoming a nuisance and just generally causing trouble. Luke had a solution - start a coffee plantation using the poor Ewoks as labor. Not only was young Skywalker a Jedi knight, he was also an astute businessman. Using the image of his deceased father, Darth Vader, it was marketing genius. This coffee not only rules the galaxy, it will rule your morning. May the force of caffeine be with you.

Found in Food & Grocercy

Suck UK Cat Scratch - $47.75

Your whole life you've dreamt of becoming a rap star - the money, the fame and yes, the women. You have assembled your whole crew. The back up dancers are in place, you got the microphones and the speakers, fog machine, and you have gold chains and jewelry coming out the yin yang. Unfortunately, the jewelry broke the bank and now you have no money to pay the most important piece of the rap puzzle - the DJ. Don't worry homie! If you have a cat, put his natural musical ability and scratching proclivity to work with the Suck UK Cat Scratch. With this turntable Mr. Whiskers will be laying down smooth beats and pounding bass - all for the price of a couple of cans of Fancy Feast. Live your dream, baby.

Found in Pet Supplies

Canned Unicorn Meat $10.99

Steak tonight? Nah. How about some chicken? Passé. Pork, maybe? That's been done to death. Mix it up tonight with some Grade A Unicorn meat! Humanely slaughtered by elves in the austere pastures of Neverland you can rest assured that this Unicorn meat will meet your daily nutritional needs. Now with 16% more Unicorn horn, you'll get 100% of your daily calcium requirements. As an added bonus, it's rumored that Unicorn horn has Viagra like effects. So invite your lady friend over, light a candle, set the table and fry up some Unicorn meat tonight.

Found in Food & Grocercy

UFO-01 Detector - $149.95

Surprisingly, this gadget seems to work. We were testing this thing the other night when we experienced tnnwqn; ;pofnw;.... ATTENTION HUMANS - THIS DEVICE DOES NOT OPERATE AS STATED. IT CAN NOT FIND EXTRATERRESTRIAL CRAFT. HUMANS CAN NOT FORM A UNIFIED THEORY LET ALONE CONSTRUCT UNITS TO DETECT ALIEN VEHICLES. PURCHASE THIS ITEM AS A CURIOSITY ONLY. ANY INDICATIONS THIS DEVICE PURPORTS TO DETECT ARE FALSE POSITIVES. ANAL PROBING WILL COMMENCE IN DUE TIME.

Found in Electronics

Ben Franklin Action Figure - $8.95

Let's face it - Spiderman, Superman, Batman - they're all figments of some dork's imagination. You don't want your son to grow up to be a 40 year social reject attending comic book conventions, do you? You want grandchildren, but now you could raise an unemployed, overweight loser living in your basement playing video games. You can avoid this dismal future by purchasing your kid an action figure that represents someone real - Ben "The Terminator" Franklin, perhaps one of our most bad ass Founding Fathers. And if your child grows up to be the aforementioned loser, you have no one to blame but yourself and your piss poor parenting skills.

Found in Toys & Games

Uncle Milton Pet's Eye View Camera - $24.95

You may not realize it, but this truly is a life saving device for your pet. Until recently, if you wanted to experience your pet's life thru his eyes, you had only two options - 1. Crawl around on all fours - or - 2. Strap a 12 pound JVC VHS video camera to his back. The later acted like a weight when Fido decided to jump in the pool. 12 pounds of camera on a 40 pound dog is akin to you diving in with a cinder block strapped to your back. Tragic results. Luckily, this little device is only 4.8 ounces so you can see what Fido sees. Or you could consider getting a life.

Found in Pet Supplies